Dear Ian,
Sorry I skipped last week- I was having some technology issues... Someone (who may or may not have been me) left a large mug of tea sitting next to my computer and then Rolly tried to dunk his face in it, because apparently that's what rabbits do, so my computer got a nice tea bath. But it's doing better now.
Speaking of technology, my sister just got an iPad. Not even a week before my birthday. Ouch. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for her, but like.... really bro? That stings.
So as I've told you before, Rolly thinks he's some kind of rapper who's in charge of everything and just does what he wants, despite the fact that he weighs approximately two pounds and looks like a stuffed animal. Yesterday I walked in on him attempting (quite successfully, I might add) to push Fischer off of the couch with his tiny little nose. This little nugget was totally trying to seatjack my 70 pound horse of a dog. It was ridiculous. I've concluded that Rolly is getting a little big for his britches and did not give him carrots today. I know, I really brought the smack down.
I've taken to keeping myself informed on the goings-on of the world by watching Stephen Colbert and Chelsea. Seriously. That's how I get my news now. It's partly because watching actual news channels makes me want to give up all hope and partly because they are just much funner (I said it and I don't take it back, so there spellcheck) people.
I'm trying to think of something to do for my birthday. Do you have any ideas? You should know that I demand that you come back for whatever I do end up doing, and also fully acknowledge that you can't.
The new Harry Potter is out on DVD and I STILL have not seen it. I'm just speechless. Clearly the universe has suffered an immense lapse in judgement.
I was listening to Sarah Palin on TV the other day (I don't even want to talk about how it happened) and I have to say, I see what she means. Obama clearly has a terrorist name, and he looks vaguely like a terrorist, therefore if we reelect him, the terrorists win! Bam. Done and done.
How's Hotchkiss?
Love Mia
I completely understand. Technology should comply more with liquid. As per the iPad debacle. I'm sure your birthday present will be watching your sister weep on your birthday when they take the iPad from her and give it to you. I will be there, even thought it will be impossible. I get my news from Conan OBrien and Micheal Buckly. Equally as funner. You should have a Harry Potter viewing party and lace the butter beer with truth serum!We let the terrorists win the day we stopped saying "nuke-you-lar"
ReplyDeleteHotchkiss is busy as a beehive full of ant-bee hybrids.... or something!